Movies as a Sex Guide (Part II)

Original Sin

Humans originate from the water, according to anthropologists, but no doubt, they lost the ability to propagate themselves in wet environment. In spite of this acknowledged fact, film-makers love using various kinds of water in sex scenes: pools, rivers, lakes, sea, and others (I do not mean sex in the rain or taking a shower together with the partner with all the following events).

If you never practiced this kind of sex you should be aware that aqua-sex has two considerable disadvantages.

The first one is absence of a foothold (body weights less in the water, but it is not light enough to do without foothold).

The second minus is that natural lubrication washes away. Lubrication is meant to make sex one of the strongest pleasures, rather than a torture. So you are very likely to need a waterproof (silicone-based) sex lube, if you wish to try sex in the water.

Crash

Generally speaking, sex in a car can be met in a great number of movies, but in Crash it looks especially beautiful due to first of all James Spader, and secondly, due to the fact that the protagonists makes love in a limousine.

So if your partner is not James Spader (who knows how to position the partner in an enclosed space without any risks of injuries), and if your car is not big enough, than you should not practice sex in the car. It's uncomfortable, unhygienic, and dangerous: any passer by might consider himself to be public morals.

I advice you to try sex in the car if you life seems to you too boring and simple.

Ghost

The scene where Patrick Swaze “helps” Demi Moore to make her masterpiece is justly considered to be one of the most refined erotic scenes. Do you want to take their example? But where can you find a wheel, unless you are a potter? Will you buy one only for a sex experiment? I don't think so. And you should not, as sexologist say that any object can be used for sex experiments, even one that has nothing to do with sex. Be daring, and may be your finding will find its reflection in movies.

Damage

Any man dreams of making love to a beauty on his the desk – film-makers do think so. That is why scenes where the protagonists make love on the desk in a office can be met in a great number of movies. Pens, pencils and computers fall onto the floor, commercial papers get torn, coffee pours on white shirts and blouses....

Do film directors really think that a woman can achieve orgasm in such conditions?

The situation changes if you are happy enough to have your own office where you can lock the door and do whatever you want. But in this case you will not be able to enjoy the taste of the “forbidden fruit”!

Do you still want to try “office sex”? In this case do put important papers away.

Wild Orchid

Odd man out? Nothing of the kind. The ideas of Tao influenced the mind of modern film-makers. However, a having a servant as a witness of love affairs of a couple does not seem to be exciting enough. What about two witnesses? And do not limit their role to passive watching, let them be active! Now what about enjoying the orgy in a brothel? This will be exactly the scene from the famous movie Wild Orchid! Aren't you so daring? Is your partner too conservative? In this case you will have to find a compromise or to look for a more daring partner.

Another variant is to replace the “odd man” with a mirror (like in Eyes Wide Shut)

Do you want to feel like a protagonist of an erotic movie? Go ahead! But any time you decide something new and spicy keep in mind that movies are movies, and life is life.