Seven Ways to Drive Your Lady Crazy

1. Thoroughly examine geography of your lover's erogenous zones and experimentally find out what your lady likes most: when you slightly bite her lobe of the ear, or lick her aroused nipple with your hot tongue, or gently massage her clitoris, or kiss her heel. May be she likes more exotic caress, for example use of some adult toys, or tantric massage or something else you have never heard of?

Make familiar with her vagina's anatomy. Keep in mind that this is not just a hole. This is a quite complex organ, which if stimulated properly can give enormous pleasure both to you and to its "owner". Find out what positions and motions she likes: slow, circular, quick, jerky or may be a combination of different kinds of motions.

2. A good lover is an unpredictable lover, who always can surprise a woman. These can be new positions or an unusual place for making love: the elevator, the balcony, your car or a winter park.

A lady experienced a very strong orgasm when her lover performed quite an unusual trick, to say the least of it. Once late at night he invited his girlfriend to the balcony (this strange man lived on the eighth floor) and put on her a very durable leather belt with cords fastened to it. He fastened the strops to the hook driven in the building's side. Then he put another belt on himself and threw the lady out of the balcony. She screamed and hung in mid-air. The gentlemen joined his girlfriend. The girlfriend was very frightened, but after the lover caressed her she suddenly got very aroused. Intercourse in the air greatly impressed the woman. She had a very strong orgasm she had never experienced before.

If your lady is afraid of height or your bedroom is on the ground floor than you can easily make a swing, put your lady on it and make love to her until she gets tired of multiple orgasms.

3. Reading palms is another way to drive your lady to a great excitement. Turn your fortune-telling into an amazing sex show involving humor, slight irony and petting. Do you know that female palms are very sensitive? Actually, the palm is an erogenous zone. While examining her lifeline you can kiss it, massage it, and gently stroke it thus making your partner burn with the desire. To improve the effect say something like "I see, darling, that even after ten (twenty, thirty, forty) years we will be together".

4. Try some exotic sex exercises. For example, this one. The partners take off all their clothes. Then he gets down on the carpet with his feet crossed. She sits down on his hard penis. The couple stands motionless. This position is described in Kamasutra. Such kind of loveplay helps the partners reach harmony and mutual understanding in relationship, but the most important thing is that it gives a great enjoyment which cannot be achieved in another way.

5. As often as not women dream of being treated badly or even of being raped. Do you guess your girlfriend belongs to such a sort of victims? Than attack her, put her on her knees, pull up her skirt and paddle this naughty girl until her buttocks get red. Gentlemen, whose girlfriends do not mind more exotic caress, can use lashes, birches or even some BDSM adult toys. Yes, there are some adult toys which can fulfill your girlfriend’s dream of being tortured by a villain. These are various kinds of flogging toys, collars, and other sorts of BDSM stuff. But be careful! First of all, find out whether she likes adult toys, especially those designed for BDSM fantasies fulfillment. Otherwise, she will think you are a deviant and will not want to date you any longer.

Paddle her, bite her, say she is damned wretch, scoundrel, deviant, nymphomaniac, dim-wit and simply bad girl. Fear enhances enjoyment.

But again we remind you: do not be too enthusiastic. Otherwise you will get in police station. Do you want your date to end in such a sad way?

6. Do you know how Casanova managed to seduce nuns? He entertained them with his arousing "ouster dinners". You should follow this example and cook a dish which will make your girlfriend want you so much that she will begin undressing you in the middle of dinner, no matter whether you have eaten up all food from your plate or still enjoying your meal. Of course, hot-dogs and hamburgers are not suitable for an erotic dinner, but a salad made of dried apricots, raisins, honey, nuts and Spanish fly will be perfect for awakening her sex drive.

7. If you spent night together, than begin the new day with making love. Take her to bed after breakfast and make her forget she is hurrying to work. Such a good beginning of the day will guarantee her good mood, being optimistic and success in everything she does. Let her have a good day! Do not put off pleasure!